Blacks love 40's but not bourbon?!

"What's up with that?!"  --Cliff Clavin

In watching my DVD boxset of Cheers last night, I came across the episode where Cliff unsuccessfully attempts to become a stand-up comic.  One of his jokes, while standing on the The Tonight Show stage was, "Blacks love malt liquor but not bourbon.  What's up with that?!"  To which, he is booed off the set.

Well, as politically incorrect as that sounds -- don't shoot the messenger, it got me to thinking and I decided to do a little research today and I found some very interesting facts.

Bourbon Consumption in the US (2010):
73.2% Caucasian (this includes american-born micks, waps and jews)
19% Asian (this includes chinks, curry heads, japs, gooks and slopes)
6.78% Latin (this includes wet-backs, spicks, and ricans)
1.02% African Americans (this includes darkies, negros, spear-chuckers, jungle bunnies, head-lights, coons, oreo-cookies as well as any other offbreed mix)

Wow!  That's it for the African Americans?!  1.02%?!

It's even more alarming when you couple these percentages with the following:

Total Alcohol Consumption Per Race:
92.45% African Americans (this includes darkies, negros, spear-chuckers, jungle bunnies, head-lights, coons, oreo-cookies as well as any other offbreed mix)
3.91% Latins (this includes wet-backs, spicks, and ricans)
3.05% Asians (this includes chinks, curry heads, japs, gooks and slopes)
.59% Caucasiana (this includes american-born micks, waps and jews

Being Caucasian, I am very proud of my people.  Yes, we embibe but we do not turn to the bottle for drunkness but rather for flavor, texture and joy.

African Americans are quite the opposite and one wonders if this has to do with all the violence among these people and why they are among the poorest race in America today.  Or could their violence and lack of intellect?  Now I'm certainly not saying AA's are dumb but it could be that they aren't quite as smart as Caucasians.  As Jerry Seinfeld would say, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

I will see what I can find in terms of welfare percentages by race as well as average income and violence and add over the weekend.